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What percentage is in so I could tell I don't want to say a lie. What?

A six percent Zen welcome back to a new one told story episode. What?

281 really? That's a milestone. Anyways, Kyle took a six percent Zen. He's used to 3%.

It was in her time is what he said. He said that to me verbatim. And he sat down immediately

to go throw up, came back, sat down immediately had to go throw up. So he said start the show,

get the ads out of the way. You know what makes a good podcast? What? No ads.

Correct. Like smartless. The best. But we're not a good podcast. And also we usually have ads.

Mhm. But we've they've been dropping like flies. Who knows why?

Uh, but today we haven't had that's the good thing. We have one ad. That's the sign of a successful

podcast ads. Mhm. ours is one. So it's not great. But then there's a bad thing.

Our ad is for the barstool store. So I don't think that's really I think that's just

they threw us a bone. Yeah, we're just moving the money from our left pocket to our right pocket.

Now I do love the barstool store because our stuff is on there. There's a lot of other good stuff

on there, but especially our stuff. There are some other good stuff. And I don't know if you're

on the email are St. Patrick's Day merch. She was like, Hey, you guys pushed eight units of your

merch. If you guys could push it again. And I responded eight units. Like I figured there was

like a hundred shirts in a unit. I was like, what's a unit? She said she said that's one shirt.

So we we sold eight shirts. Now is it because we didn't promote it?

You shout out to those eight guys. Shout out to the eight guys. Probably girls.

Now I'm trying to figure out is it because we're not popular? Is it because we're not good?

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