A New Untold Story: Ep. 276 - Tickling (Bonus w/ Jared Schwartz)
A New Untold Story
Barstool Sports
4.9 • 6.3K Ratings
🗓️ 28 January 2022
⏱️ 60 minutes
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|| BONUS ep. for the people || Nick, KB, & Owen are joined by NYC comedian Jared Schwartz || Full episode also available on Apple/Spotify/etc. || Thanks for watching/listening! #Anus
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, a new one told story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:04.8 | Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:34.8 | A new one told story podcast. Um, you guys asked for an Owen cam. Guess what? So we got Jared. |
| 0:52.7 | We got Jared. No one's also else have Owen on the panel. Uh, nobody is running the controls right now, |
| 0:59.7 | which I don't, I don't know what you do back there. But uh, the ship is running a stray. I think |
| 1:04.9 | the wackest part as a listener when podcasts hosts spend time introducing the guest and we get to |
| 1:11.9 | know all like the irrelevant details about them. We're not going to introduce you or say anything |
| 1:16.5 | about who you are. So yeah, I think we just start off. Hey, thanks for having me. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. |
| 1:22.5 | You know, you like something like that. You just walked into the office and it is, uh, 548. |
| 1:32.7 | Is that the funny part? The time is funny to you. It's 548 and you go straight back to the |
| 1:38.0 | kitchen and you say, can I grab some snacks? So first, when people come into this office, they usually |
| 1:43.6 | want to picture next to the sign. They want some merge. You go back and we just throw up a V. |
| 1:47.8 | Yeah, throw up a little V for Viva. But you go back to the kitchen and you out of the corner |
| 1:53.6 | of your eye, you saw Scooby-Doo branded Scooby snacks and you grabbed like four bags right in front of |
| 1:59.2 | me. And so are you're poor for what? You grabbed a bunch of Scooby snacks. So it's gonna. So |
| 2:08.8 | for the so I'll say you're a you're a comedian. You're a stand up stand up and uh, writer. |
| 2:14.7 | So you came here and I think you don't want to be on this podcast. You saw it as an opportunity |
| 2:22.4 | to eat. You also live at home. You live at home. My mom buys me a lot of snacks. But you need it |
| 2:29.5 | hours? Well, I'm out for the night. Does your mom not buy you Scooby snacks? Is that what did she quit? |
| 2:35.3 | What snacks does your mom buy? Goldfish. That's a lot. She's just goldfish. Uh, she's been buying |
| 2:43.0 | chewy bars. Okay. That's been, uh, oh, she had some wafers a couple weeks ago. What kind of |
| 2:48.0 | kind of wafers? Wafers. Wafers. No, I'm mill wafers. No wafers. Okay. So she's by his dry ass snacks. |
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