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Today's episode of Anus is brought to you by any guesses?

Not even a fucking question at this point.

Dude wipes.

Dudes, we need to have a serious chat about your bathroom habits.

It's time to quit shitty scratchy toilet paper and switch to dude wipes.

Dude wipes are an extra large flushable wipe made with plant-sourced fibers.

Designed to give your anus a cleaner more refreshing than TP, after dropping a doose out of your butt.

Think about it. When you wash your face, hands are bought, you use water to get yourself clean.

So when it comes to the dirtiest thing we do, take a poop.

Why do we use dried toilet paper?

No, not any longer. Use dude wipes.

They'll change your life and your anus will thank you.

You'll never look at an empty toilet paper roll the same way again.

Be prepared for any situation with dude wipes.

They come in at home or on the go options.

You can find them at Amazon, Walmart, and Target, or nationwide.

But I recommend we recommend as a whole, dudewipes.com.

Because you can use code ANUS15, that's anus15, for 15% off your entire order.

Kyle, you used anus15, got 15% off and...

I did.

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