A New Untold Story: Ep. 235 - Teaching Math

A New Untold Story

Barstool Sports

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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|| A New Untold Story pres by Dude Wipes: Ep. 235 || The boys, joined by friends from home Niko & Gino, discuss the Mt. Rushmore of Wheeling alum, and pooping your pants! || Producer: Tyler Goochman

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0:00.0	Hey, a new Untold Story listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:05.3	Prime members can listen to ad free on Amazon music.
0:09.0	Welcome back to a new Untold Story presented by Dude Wipes.
0:13.0	Dude's dudes.
0:15.8	Right here.
0:16.7	We need to have a serious chat about your bathroom habit.
0:19.5	Right the fuck here.
0:21.0	It's time to quit the shitty.
0:22.6	You only speak when I'm speaking.
0:25.1	We got we're all ears brother.
0:26.4	What are you saying?
0:29.9	I was saying it's time to quit the shitty scratchy toilet paper and switch to Dude Wipes.
0:34.2	They're an extra large flushable wipe made with plant source fibers designed to give your anus a cleaner, more refreshing than TP
0:42.7	after dropping a doose out of your little butt.
0:46.1	Think about it.
0:46.8	When you wash your face, hands or body, use water to get yourself clean.
0:51.2	So when it comes to the dirtiest thing you do, Kyle, what?
0:59.4	Pooping, taking a shit.
1:01.9	Why do we use dry toilet paper?
1:04.2	Not any longer.
1:05.4	Use Dude Wipes.
1:06.6	They'll change your life and your anus will thank you.
	...

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