A New Roadmap for Actual Human Connection, with Roy Wood Jr.

Pablo Torre Finds Out

Pablo Torre, Le Batard & Friends

Sports

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

The promise of the internet has failed us. Our politics are breaking us. But the sports world, even in a state of group-hate, provides lessons for a fundamental human need that is currently all too absent: connection. Roy Wood Jr., one of the most prolific road comics in our country, has a million miles of experience at kicking the tires on The Real America. And his rules of the road will surprise you, because they exist less with Obama at the batting cage and somewhere more between Ted Cruz on the sidelines...and the porn gun range. Also: NASCAR, Mr. Wizard, and Sammy Sosa. • Watch Roy Wood's new special, "Lonely Flowers" https://www.hulu.com/movie/0bdefff9-def5-4e22-96d9-94fd899f0f83 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Pablo Toray finds out.
0:02.0	I am Pablo Torre, and today we're going to find out what this sound is.
0:06.6	If you were a man and that AutoZone employee came out there behind you to do anything to your car, you was a bitch.
0:15.3	You's a bitch.
0:17.3	Right after this ad.
0:20.1	You're listening to Girraft King's Network.
0:23.5	The first nine years of my career.
0:36.6	The first nine years of my career, I drove half a million miles.
0:40.8	God.
0:41.3	Between two different car, total odometers, half a million.
0:46.4	And now I'm like, bro, I used to be white out conditions in aspen drafting 18 wheelers like nasca
0:55.9	drafting an 18 wheeler drafting an 18 wheeler in a snowstorm waiting for those
1:01.0	Mario cart uh what is it like when you see when you're like right nearby you get a special boost
1:05.9	to pass yeah yeah shake and bake engaged and. Because in my brain, in slushy conditions, I would rather be closer on an 18-wheeler
1:16.9	because it's throwing the water in the air, so it's not under my tires.
1:21.5	The wipers can handle visibility.
1:24.1	Just don't get too close if he jackknives that you don't have range and stuff.
1:29.9	But, like, that's the calculations I used to make.
1:31.9	And now I'm the dude in the right lane.
1:33.3	I'm doing five under the limit.
1:35.2	I got a podcast going, I'm chilling.
1:46.2	So the reason that Roy Wood Jr. is back in our podcast studio in New York, chilling with me,
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