A New God Every Two Years

Poog with Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Kate Berlant and Jacqueline Novak

Spirituality, Comedy, Health & Fitness, Religion & Spirituality

4.8 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

The hippocampus 'delible after all? When there is no hack, just get it from the beet. A glorious return policy, shadows on the face, and melting suede coat. Another appointment booked. Accessing hyperfixation, raising horses on organic feed for the makeup brushes. KB in the fast lane, hands at 12 and 3. Kate’s Damn Tea. JN writing in Hudson. Six nights in a row at the same restaurant. Do not forget about lime. To wind a cuckoo clock each morning. Austere Norwegian bread and Fruit Corner.

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0:00.0	Two best friends both alike in dignity, nurturing phantoms and courting the muse.
0:07.3	The hag divines when something must die.
0:09.6	Yes, that was poog, but this is huge.
0:12.3	The ego loves to seek, but never to find.
0:15.1	It was Berlant and Novak the whole time.
0:19.4	I just drove from San Diego to Los Angeles, 80 miles per hour the entire way, which is very unusual for me, blasting David Goggins podcast. That's your guy, right? Do you know about him? No. Oh my God. Oh, my God. Okay. So this is the whole time you're like, this is Jacqueline's guy. You know what I mean? Well, no, because I thought you talked about him. Oh my god. Okay. So this is the whole time you're like this is Jacqueline's guy. You know what I mean? Well no because I thought you talked about him. So this guy. Okay. So I never seen a picture of him. It's fascinating to see a photo of him knowing. Okay. So he's he's kind of like a guy. He's like a guy who goes on he talks to guys or whatever okay he wrote a book called
0:56.9	which i love this it's called can't hurt me and like i i really don't know what the deals but i i started
1:03.6	it like months ago and then i was like ew and like why am i listening to this and then it like came
1:07.8	up on my phone and i was like sure and i just couldn't turn it off and he's he's uh his whole thing is can't hurt me I think he's ex-military something but the point is he's like you know I was over 300 pounds I have ADD so bad I couldn't read or write till I was like 18 or whatever and his whole thing is like I lost the weight I'm a paramedic now I write books now
1:29.7	he's like there is no potion there is no there's no hack I actually appreciate because he was
1:35.1	just like everyone wants to talk about sauna the hack and the pill his whole thing is like life
1:40.3	sucks and it's so hard and it like never work like it's just like you literally just have to
1:45.2	like do it or else like his whole thing there's no core there's no there's no um his thing is that
1:51.7	there's no life he goes it's all stick there's no caret he's like it's sick he's like a stick
1:57.7	and then he's like he goes I'm a fat piece of shit I'm a lazy fat piece of
2:06.3	shit and I that's who I am and I have to work every day now it's like right but me gunning it
2:13.0	fast lane one of the guys there are cars behind you know when you're driving on the freeway?
2:18.3	Sure.
2:18.7	And then a big scary guy come.
2:19.9	Like I just, to me, it's just a man car, like a big, like, yeah. Like a big guy comes behind you. And I get scared. I was good out of the way. And then they ride your ass. And it's like, fuck you. Oh, no. I was like,
2:31.8	like you're in the left lane.
2:32.5	I'll go faster,
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