4.7 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2015
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello. I am going back to work soon at Brooklyn 99. It is a television show that I am on. |
| 0:10.0 | It is a television show that I am on. |
| 0:13.0 | Many of you probably call it by the wrong name. |
| 0:17.0 | You probably call it Brooklyn 999. |
| 0:20.0 | Or possibly Brooklyn 999. |
| 0:23.0 | Another thing you may call it is, |
| 0:26.0 | Brooklyn 999. |
| 0:28.0 | As in, I love the TV show Brooklyn 999. |
| 0:32.0 | But you are wrong to say Brooklyn 999. There are only two |
| 0:37.1 | nines. You are adding an extra nine for no reason whatsoever. That is life, I guess. A series of mistakes and |
| 0:45.8 | miscommunications. What a challenge it is to keep striving to love and learn, to |
| 0:52.0 | accept everyone and everything just as it is an imperfect tapestry. |
| 0:57.0 | People also call Andy Samberg and and sometimes which truly blows my mind. |
| 1:05.0 | I would like to send a shout out to Canada and Australia. |
| 1:09.0 | Hope you're having a great time. |
| 1:12.0 | I meant, a great time. I meant a young comedian from San Francisco today and |
| 1:17.4 | when we parted ways I said good luck with comedy I drove away full of regret. Did that sound sarcastic? I hope not. |
| 1:27.4 | Maybe I should have said good luck with comedy, my beloved brother. |
| 1:33.0 | Would that have sounded more warm and supportive? |
| 1:37.0 | Maybe I should have said, |
| 1:39.0 | See you soon in Hollywood, kiddo. |
| 1:42.0 | Show Busy, supportive, casual. |
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