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🗓️ 16 July 2016
⏱️ 16 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is free. Welcome to little stories for tiny people. Guys, I received an email the |
0:18.4 | other day from a listener who corrected me. She wrote, I love your show, but I am not a |
0:27.4 | tiny person. I would appreciate if you would stop assuming we are tiny people. I am a unicorn. |
0:34.7 | That's right. A real unicorn. But a beautiful, shimmering horn on my head. So if you could |
0:42.7 | acknowledge your unicorn listeners, that would be great. Since early, your number one unicorn fan. |
0:50.4 | Well, naturally, I forwarded this email to my scientist friend. Clearly, I've been contacted by a |
0:58.7 | real unicorn. They exist. I started this podcast to share my stories. I never anticipated making |
1:08.8 | historic scientific discoveries in the process. Maybe I'll get an honorary degree out of this. |
1:15.2 | I digress. Tiny people, big people, unicorns, other mythical creatures who might be listening. |
1:23.8 | Thanks for joining me today. Our story is about something many of you may have experienced with. A |
1:30.4 | new baby. Some of you may be big brothers or big sisters. Some of you are probably big cousins. |
1:39.2 | And many of you have friends who've had new babies come into their families. Oh, and all of you, |
1:46.8 | including your big people, were new babies once upon a time. Unless you were a baby unicorn or |
1:55.9 | a baby dragon or something. Side note, if you were a baby dragon, please email me ASAP. So I usually |
2:05.9 | try to book a guess to relate to the story somehow. So I thought I'll get a baby. That'll work. |
2:13.0 | I mean, there's so many babies out there, right? Turns out, people just aren't that into |
2:19.5 | loaning their babies to random people. So I don't have a baby in the studio to listen in. |
2:26.6 | But wait a second. I do have a baby listening. Tiny people, this might be a good time to tell you. |
2:38.3 | I'm going to have a new tiny person soon. Right now, she's in my tummy, and she can totally hear me |
2:47.1 | because she's getting pretty big. So I guess I do have a guess today. Tiny baby, are you going to |
2:54.8 | listen into today's story? Guys, she totally just kicked me. I'm going to take that as a yes. |
3:02.1 | Tiny people, are you ready for today's story? Unicorns, are you ready for today's story? |
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