Hello, everybody and welcome back to Small Town Murder Express.

Yay! And Choochoo! Oh, yay indeed, Jimmy. Yay, indeed. My name is James Petro Gallo. I'm here with my co-host. I'm Jimmy Wiseman. Thank you so much for joining us today on another crazy edition of Small Town Murder Express, 10 pounds of murder and a two-pound bag, as we like to put it. Wild crazy stories. We're fitting it in there for you. Wild one as usual this week. Before we get to that, head over to shut up and give me murder.com. Oh, why, James? Tickets for live shows. Well, merchandise, too, but tickets for live shows are going to be what you want. Our next show with tickets available is May 2nd in Denver. That's going to be awesome. Can't wait for that. Salt Lake City sold out the night before. And then Buffalo sold out on May 29th. But May 30th, Royal Oak, Michigan, Detroit area. Get out there. Get your tickets. And then we are in September. We take the summer off. And then September in Milwaukee and Minneapolis on the 18th and 19th, and then we're Dallas, San Jose, Sacramento, Terrytown, Boston. Get in there. Get your ticket. Shut up and give me murder.com is where you get all of those and more. Definitely. Then get yourself Patreon as well. Please do. Don't, don't. Don't, don't, uh, don't hold yourself back. Don't, uh, don't hold yourself down,

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For Christ. inch of this hot dog. Every damn bit of this hot. Okay, the inch part made it a little weird, but that's fine.

For crime and sports this week, we're going to do old-timey articles and ads, and those are hilarious deaths and murders and weird stuff.

Then for small town murder, we are going to do the Corey Richens case.

Oh, my.

Which just happened in Utah, a woman who killed her husband and then wrote a book about grief for her children. And it's, that's only the tip of the iceberg, man. That is the weirdest. I watched the entire trial and it is bonker stuff. Patreon.com. Teach your kids out of grief when you murder their dad. That's wild.

So now she's even getting sued for his likeness that she used and shit. It's wild. Oh, no. Patreon.com slash crime in sports, just like the name of our other show that you should also listen to. Oh, yeah. So there you go. Do that. And also you get everything we put out ad free. and Jimmy will mispronounce your name,

trying to give you a shout out at the end of the regular show as well,

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