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Garrison Keillor's Podcast

A morning walk along Columbus Avenue

Garrison Keillor's Podcast

Prairie Home Productions

Society & Culture, Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Improv, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Now I’m an old man, in no rush, keeping an eye out for curbs and crevices and treacherous slabs of sidewalk, hoping not to make a spectacle of myself, knowing that in New York I am surrounded by writers, real or imagined, who would find the crash of a tall elderly author rather satisfying. Once I was swift afoot and long astride, and now I amble along, accepting distractions, my barber Tommy, a sculptor of hair, at work in his shop, and the newsstand, a historic relic, in the Online Age, and the security woman in her yellow vest at the schoolyard gate, and these beautiful children, apartment kids growing up on crowded streets, learning social skills. I had the Mississippi River and woods to go wander off alone in and so I picked up a pencil and a Roy Rogers tablet and wrote, as I am doing now.

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0:00.0

Oh, he's cute. Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling. He's hugging his pillow like a sloth on a branch.

0:10.0

He couldn't sleep before. Now listen to him. Sounds like an elephant with a chest infection.

0:15.0

Well, they call him a dreamer. And now they're right.

0:19.0

All aboard, Mr. I can never sleep when I'm traveling.

0:23.0

Find all the comfort you need in the quiet lounge.

0:26.0

Piando Ferries, there is another way. 8 a.m. is a fine time to go out for a walk in New York City because you get caught up in the

0:52.0

happiness of little kids dressed up for school,

0:56.0

holding a parent's hand, jazzed by the hubbub of life around them,

1:02.0

curious and eager, jabbering about everything they see on the

1:07.6

way completely in the moment.

1:11.8

Teenagers tend to be solemn, practicing their looks of angst and disdain, but the

1:19.8

jubilation of little kids is inspiring. It helps, of course, that I'm not

1:26.7

responsible for any of them, but I walk down Columbus Avenue to pick up a couple bagels and coffee black, thank you, and

1:37.0

that first happy impression of the day sticks with me no matter what. I remember Estelle Shaver my first grade teacher who is

1:49.3

now consorting with archangels in glory. I remember her back when I was shy, was bookish, an observer,

2:00.0

which she encouraged, and which, as it turned out saved me from a career in politics or

2:08.0

operating a Ponzi scheme or becoming a psychic with curative powers to prevent Parkinson's, pancreatitis, and panic

2:17.0

attacks, I lacked the confidence to work the calm. Now I'm an old man in no rush keeping an eye out for curbs and

2:29.4

crevices and treacherous slabs of sidewalk, hoping not to make a spectacle of myself,

2:37.0

knowing that in New York I am surrounded by writers, real, or imagined, who would find the crash of a tall elderly author rather satisfying.

2:50.3

Once I was swift a foot and long a stride, and now I amble along, accepting distractions,

2:59.8

my barber, Tommy, a sculptor of hair at work in his barber shop, and the newsstand a historic

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