A Modest Manifesto, Pardons for All, and an American Cocaine Empire

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4.4 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2024

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Michael Kosta investigates a surprisingly modest manifesto from suspected UHC CEO shooter Luigi Mangione and Trump's appointment of Kimberly Guilfoyle as Ambassador to Greece. Grace Kuhlenschmidt asks New Yorkers, "Who Deserves a Pardon from Biden?" Author T.J. English discusses his latest book "The Last Kilo," chronicling the rise and fall of an American cocaine empire.

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0:00.0	Once upon a time, Amazon Music met audiobooks and listeners everywhere rejoiced.
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0:28.2	start listening. Terms apply. John Stewart here. Unbelievably exciting news. My new podcast,
0:33.4	The Weekly Show. We're going to be talking about the election, economics, ingredient to bread ratio, on sandwiches.
0:41.4	Listen to the weekly show with John Stewart, wherever you get your podcast.
0:45.9	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:52.2	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news.
0:59.3	This is The Daily Show with your host, Michael Costa. Yes, welcome, welcome to the daily show.
1:22.2	I'm Michael Costa.
1:23.3	We have so much to talk about tonight.
1:25.3	It's happy hour at the Pentagon.
1:27.5	Joe Biden is making a list and checking it twice,
1:30.3	and Mangione drops a manifesto.
1:33.0	So let's get into the headlines.
1:40.9	Let's begin with the story.
1:42.3	Everyone is still talking about the arrest of Luigi Mangione,
1:46.2	alleged CEO killer and the reason conjugal visit is trending on Google.
1:52.1	Everyone's been wondering what his motivation was, and now they have his manifesto.
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