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HELLO!

And welcome to very amusing, your one-stop shop

for the stories, secrets, and shenanigans

of a popcorn-fueled theme park journalist.

I'm Carly Weizel, and it has been a week.

I have not wanted to usually celebrate my birthday big-style,

but I ended up traveling a bunch for it,

and it was really great, and I got- I was gone

for almost a whole week, which is why this week's episode,

I will not lie to you, is a Churros hotline roundup,

because I had very little capacity to get work done

in the past seven days.

To the point that I am editing this one myself,

so if you can't hear me, or if you're like this really,

sounds like garbage, uh, do not blame Jeff,

it is all me, and I take all the blame.

But my- my fun birth date shenanigans started

with a two-day trip to Disneyland.

I was there, completely like, for 48 hours essentially,

which I rarely do, because I am semi-local.

I live in Los Angeles, but it was so much fun.

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