"A Minecraft Movie"
The Next Best Picture Podcast
The Next Best Picture Podcast
4.2 • 542 Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2025
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You are listening to The Next Best Picture podcast, and this is our review of a Minecraft movie. |
| 0:06.2 | I am Steve. |
| 0:08.9 | As a child, I yearned for the mines. |
| 0:12.3 | But something always got in the way. |
| 0:14.2 | Go on. Get out of here! |
| 0:24.6 | But the call of the minds was too strong. So one day, I started digging and digging until I found |
| 0:32.6 | this. |
| 0:36.6 | A wonderland where anything you can This. |
| 0:43.3 | A wonderland where anything you can imagine is possible. |
| 0:48.3 | As long as what you imagine can be built out of blocks. |
| 0:53.3 | Gotta boy! Where are we? Got a boy. |
| 0:58.2 | Where are we? |
| 1:00.7 | Wait, who are you again? |
| 1:02.7 | Garrett the Garbage Man Garrison. |
| 1:04.5 | Game of the year of 1989. |
| 1:06.1 | Whatever. |
| 1:07.6 | I barely think about it. |
| 1:10.0 | Welcome to the overworld. |
| 1:15.0 | All right, everybody, you were just listening to the trailer for a Minecraft movie, and the story is as follows. |
| 1:22.2 | Mysterious Portal pulls four misfits into the Overworld, a bizarre cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. |
| 1:28.1 | To get back home, they'll have to master the terrain while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected crafter named Steve. |
| 1:30.3 | The film is starring Jack Black, Jason Mamoa, Danielle Brooks, Sebastian Hansen, Emma Myers, |
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