A Milky Affair

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.9 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2020

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

On today’s episode, Luke put on his NASA hat as he discusses the current asteroid over-probing pandemic. The boys then talk capital punishment and whether or not heinous crimes such as pooing into McDonald’s bags should carry such a penalty.

Finally, we explore airport conspiracy theories and sour cream sauce entrepreneurs. All this topped off by Luke MILKING a story of his days working in ASDA’s dairy aisle.

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0:00.0	And we're back with another Luke and Pete show. It is a Thursday. I do hope you are keeping well.
0:10.0	Let me do a quick thing now look more. I've I've got a buddy, what would you call this?
0:14.2	It's a temperature.
0:15.2	A thermometer, but it's a non-contact infrared thermometer.
0:19.2	Just check your head.
0:22.2	36.7, what have I got 36.8?
0:26.3	Wow I'm 1% well 10% no not 0.1% degree No, but 1 degree degree percent. Yeah, and that's just
0:35.5	boasted the Hawaiian shirt. Yeah. Yeah, don't do your balls. You're gonna do that?
0:39.2	34.5. Good, keep them cool. Keep them cool. That's what the balls hang outside the body.
0:44.0	This is Luke of Pea.
0:45.0	I'm Luke, that man over there is Peaked.
0:47.0	We're with you twice a week, as you probably know by now,
0:49.7	pulling on the nonsense threads of the universe
0:52.4	and seeing what happens.
0:54.0	I've got a headline Peter.
0:56.0	Obviously on Monday we talked about storming of tankers and Mr Blobby and
0:59.6	lighthouses and a man who had surgery performed on him by a vet at the age of five
1:04.3	with his dad's permission. I'm going to start off the show with a chilling
1:09.6	headline that I read earlier this week. It'll strike fear into the hearts of us all.
1:16.6	Paul McCartney to release solo album written in the recorded during lockdown.
1:20.3	Oh good lord. Get 2020 over with as soon as possible please.
1:25.0	Meet free Monday, you can't do it right now please.
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