And we're back. We've received some big news in the week you've been gone. You've heard of

Doug the Pug and Keyboard Cat. Now get ready to meet

Helen the ass. Things got a little dicey there for a moment when Helen and

Mia almost started to work together.

Can you imagine all my fun would have been ruined?

All my hard work for naught? Absolutely not! That's what I have to say about that.

So I may have photoshopped Donkeys head on to Helens and the internet did what it does best. Now there are all sorts of

variations out there. Big butts, small butts, hairy butts, which are my favorite

kind of butts, actually, Donkey Butts.

Why limit yourself?

That's what Clarence and I used to say.

I know, I know, I'm a genius.

I had to search forever for that photo. Of course I had help.

Helen's old advisor at that internship was more than happy.

Turns out Helen's smug attitude goes back much much farther than just this semester.

And yes, sure, I helped it around by working with some crafty Tik-Tockers, a few bots, and the better part of a Russian content farm.

But I did it.

I made a meme.

I really feel like I've arrived, you know?

Speaking of which, let's check in to see how our new viral superstar is doing.

Oh, this post is just loaded with comments from trolls.

Let's see what this one says.

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