Hello, welcome to the Vurchast. This is a show where Chris plant is just super confused,

just the whole time. Hello and welcome to the Vurchast. This is a show about technology

and culture and fun things and sad things and actually not so many sad things, but occasionally

sad things. I am Neely Patel. I am Deeter Bone. I'm Chris Plant. Chris Plant is here. Welcome,

buddy. This is your first Vurchast. Yeah. I'll wait. Well, technically I was on one of those

late night shows a long time ago, but I kind of got like listed for the bottom and then like I walked

out and I was like, hey, okay, bye, that was the show. Yeah, that's how we do it. So if you are a fan

of the Vurch and Vox media, you might know Chris Plant who until recently was an editor at polygon

and previously was man about town. Sure. But Chris has left polygon to come to the Vurch

to escape video games and then he immediately started covering video games super hard just to

torture him. Yeah. That's basically what we did. That sounds about right. Yeah, that is accurate.

But no, Chris along with Ross Miller is the senior editor. He is the owner of RTLDR section.

And all around, you know, Genial Dude. Sure. Yeah, is that a good compliment? Yeah, I guess.

It was definitely like the nicest compliment I've ever received, but it wasn't me. You're like

you know, elephants. Yeah, but should I say or are our favorite insults to each other?

It's really bad. It's actually really bad. It's not once you like really unpack it, you

realize how horrible it is. She's like, hey, how's this food I made? It's like a six.

And like that's just like, wow. Yeah, no, nobody likes mediocre.

Yeah, mediocre is like, are you a mediocre? No, but the thing about five is like,

whatever. It's like, it's like five. It's good. Five. Five isn't good. No, I think six is like

a harsher burn. If we were to score a Windows phone, five, then everybody knows what it is.

Right? Everybody knows that you're biased. Then obviously Apple is paying you.

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