Cash the ticket. It's presented by Fanduel. But can you help me bet less? I want to, but you

won't, Jim. But remind me of this. Can we clip this and almost time capsule it and go,

Jim, clip it. Evan, I want you to clip this because first of all, I'm going to do a 60-minute

style interview with your wife, because I want to understand if you listen at all, because you sure is hell don't

to us. So yes, I will try. But like, Jim, you ended up betting almost 20 more games than me.

Yeah, I went two and one. I had Notre Dame. I had the under in Ohio State and the under in

Notre Dame, which didn't hit. So two and one, I went 15 and 9 in bowls with

one more to go, 92 and 82 on the season. It's all right. I would like it to be better. So

this is me to future me. Hey, Jim, I know you're excited. I know college football's back.

Summer flew by, didn't it?

Well, here we go.

It's another year of cash the ticket, and I need to stress to you.

You're not going to listen to Mike.

He's going to try.

You're not going to listen to Evan.

You need to listen to me past you.

I'm going to need you to dial it back.

I know week zero is a great time, and week one's got some big matchups but we're going to take that card we're going to take the about a third of it away you pick it's up to you but a third of the card's

got to go listen to me you you you uh by the way it's the same goddamn thing in the pros you bet 25

more games than me.

I mean, you realize at the end of a season, think about this, we haven't even gotten

to college basketball.

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