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It's Monday, March 16th, 2015. From Slate, it's the Just I, Mike Pasca.

So one of these weekends, so much news. This dursed guy. I've been doing ads for him. Do I need to disclose that?

The Jinks just had everyone's jaw drop and comparing it to cereal.

Although in the Jinks, I'm gonna say spoiler alert, but like it's real life.

So spoiler alert, if you don't read the news and stuff, but okay.

In the Jinks, it seems like they got this guy dead to rights and in cereal, adnon, still flailing in the wind, might get an appeal.

What's the difference? Lots of people are writing about that. I'm gonna give you my one sentence. You ready?

It is easier to show that a clearly guilty man is guilty than it is to show that a probably guilty man is innocent.

That's my take. You do it. What you want. But I'm really here to say is that I want to be Vlad Putin.

Vlad Putin, he shows up. He's been away from public view for like 10 days.

The worst they could say about him is he looks a little puffy.

And all the rumors just help bolster this guy. They say he was away attending the birth of his love child.

In other countries, infidelity will topple the government. Here, this supposed bastardism cements his virility.

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