A Massage That Lives Happily Ever After with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 12 March 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Trixie & Katya's Le Poupée Spa, located in a gorgeously-restored halfway house in the beating heart of urine-soaked Hollywood. Forget your hideous spouse, your under-achieving children, and that rash on your inner thigh that simply won't go away, and let yourself slide into blissful relaxation with a massage that was created by six of Moldova's top massage therapists (including eight-time Eastern European Gluteus Maximus Massage of the Year champion Tatiana Svetlana Svetlaskabagoya). Afterwards, book an experimental liquid alloy surgery facial that isn't FDA-approved, but could be at some point in the future once the mysterious deaths are fully investigated. It's a wildly-invasive facial rejuvenation technique, combining state-of-the-art, semi-legal radio-wave technology with medical ingredients shipped in daily from Bulgaria. It drastically transforms skin via small doses of radiation and a thick layer of the same green slime that gave the teenage mutant ninja turtles their amazing martial arts skills. Come for one appointment at Le Poupée, and become a client for a lifetime. When you're here, you're not just a customer, you're one of the dolls. To find and book a top-rated doctor today, go to https://ZocDoc.com/BALD and download the Zocdoc app for FREE! If you’re 21+ and want to take your passion and pleasure to a whole new level, Try VIIA Hemp! Head to https://bit.ly/viiathebbpod and use code BALD to receive 15% off and a free sample! Visit https://LELO.com now for exclusive discounts on luxury intimacy products, and use code BALD10 at checkout for an additional 10% off your purchase! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today's episode of the Bald and the Beautiful is sponsored by our friends at Zoc Duck.
0:05.3	You know when you get cornered by that ant at a family gathering and you feel like you have to bend the truth?
0:10.7	You know, the one who asks like, so when you get married or what's going on with your promotion
0:15.2	or how come you haven't moved out of mom's in dad's house?
0:18.4	Only she's not really there to listen, she's just there to judge you.
0:20.8	So you might have to green and bear it with family, but you should not feel that way when you're talking to your doctor about a rash that looks like a high school crush or maybe you know you eat too many pizzas a time of week or you know anything. So enter Zoc Doc a place where you can find in book doctors who will make you feel comfortable and actually listen to you and I'm not talking a few I'm talking tens of thousands of doctors all with verified patient reviews so you can make sure the vibes are
0:44.9	vibing before you meet IRL. Enter Zoc Doc baby where you can just find tens of thousands of top-tier doctors.
0:51.8	So don't just settle, Go to the best and more importantly
0:54.6	the one that is right for you. Once you find the doc you want you can book them
0:57.9	immediately. No more waiting awkwardly on hold of the receptionist. I mean we're
1:02.2	talking appointments with tens of
1:03.7	thousands of top rated credible doctors. You can even filter for the ones to
1:08.0	take your insurance or basically our specialists in whatever you're looking to get
1:12.0	treated.
1:12.7	I use ZokTok and so should you, baby.
1:15.8	Go to ZokDok.com slash Bald and download the ZokDok app for free.
1:19.9	I'm telling you guys, being able to interact
1:22.0	with your doctor via app it is very life
1:24.4	changing then find and book a top rated doctor today go to zoc doc zoc doc
1:28.9	zoc doc dococ.com dot com slash bald
1:36.4	Today's episode is brought to you by Angie Angie has made it easier than ever to connect with skilled professionals to get all your jobs done well
1:41.1	Let me tell you there's the version of it
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