A Magnet for Blessings

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.3 • 24K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2018

⏱️ 28 minutes

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A Magnet for Blessings

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Joel.
0:01.2	On Wednesdays, we bring you the best job.
0:03.4	I hope you enjoy the podcast.
0:05.4	[♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:13.9	CHEERING AND APPLAUSE [♪
0:18.1	God bless you.
0:19.4	It's always a joy to come into your homes.
0:21.9	And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services.
0:26.5	I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home.
0:29.2	But thanks so much for tuning in and thank you again for coming out today.
0:32.7	And I like to start with something funny.
0:35.1	I heard about this airplane that was about to crash.
0:38.3	There were four passengers, but only three parachutes.
0:42.0	The first passenger said, I'm a leading heart surgeon.
0:45.7	My patients need me.
0:47.2	Took the first parachute and jumped.
0:49.5	The second passenger said, I'm a rocket scientist.
0:53.0	One of the smartest men alive my country needs me.
0:56.4	He took the second parachute and jumped.
0:58.7	The third passenger, Pope John Paul, said to the fourth passenger,
1:03.2	a 10-year-old boy scout, son, I'm old and frail.
1:06.7	I don't have much time left.
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