A Magnet For Blessings | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 20 March 2024
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | great to have you on the podcast today. |
| 0:02.7 | Victoria and I are praying for you and just believing for God's very best. |
| 0:06.0 | I believe that this month is going to be an amazing month for you and your family. |
| 0:10.0 | Keep that expectation in your heart and see what God will do. |
| 0:14.8 | God bless you. |
| 0:16.2 | It's always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:18.7 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:23.3 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in. And thank you again for |
| 0:28.5 | coming out today. And I like to start with something funny. I heard about this airplane that was about to |
| 0:34.1 | crash. There were four passengers, but only three parachutes. |
| 0:38.7 | The first passenger said, I'm a leading heart surgeon. |
| 0:42.5 | My patients need me. |
| 0:43.9 | Took the first parachute and jumped. |
| 0:46.1 | The second passenger said, I'm a rocket scientist. |
| 0:49.7 | One of the smartest men alive, my country needs me. |
| 0:53.1 | He took the second parachute and jumped. |
| 0:55.4 | The third passenger, Pope John Paul, said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year-old Boy Scout, |
| 1:01.7 | son, I'm old and frail. I don't have much time left. You take the last parachute. |
| 1:06.8 | The Boy Scout said, don't worry about it, sir. There are still two parachutes left. |
| 1:11.5 | You see the smartest man alive, he just jumped out with my backpack. |
| 1:16.6 | Hold up your Bible. |
| 1:17.9 | Say it like you mean it. |
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