meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Joel Osteen Podcast

A Magnet For Blessings | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

When you make honoring God your highest priority, He will pour out a commanded blessing over your life.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

great to have you on the podcast today.

0:02.7

Victoria and I are praying for you and just believing for God's very best.

0:06.0

I believe that this month is going to be an amazing month for you and your family.

0:10.0

Keep that expectation in your heart and see what God will do.

0:14.8

God bless you.

0:16.2

It's always a joy to come into your homes.

0:18.7

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:23.3

I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much for tuning in. And thank you again for

0:28.5

coming out today. And I like to start with something funny. I heard about this airplane that was about to

0:34.1

crash. There were four passengers, but only three parachutes.

0:38.7

The first passenger said, I'm a leading heart surgeon.

0:42.5

My patients need me.

0:43.9

Took the first parachute and jumped.

0:46.1

The second passenger said, I'm a rocket scientist.

0:49.7

One of the smartest men alive, my country needs me.

0:53.1

He took the second parachute and jumped.

0:55.4

The third passenger, Pope John Paul, said to the fourth passenger, a 10-year-old Boy Scout,

1:01.7

son, I'm old and frail. I don't have much time left. You take the last parachute.

1:06.8

The Boy Scout said, don't worry about it, sir. There are still two parachutes left.

1:11.5

You see the smartest man alive, he just jumped out with my backpack.

1:16.6

Hold up your Bible.

1:17.9

Say it like you mean it.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Joel Osteen & SiriusXM, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Joel Osteen & SiriusXM and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.