This weekend the secret service arrested a woman from China who snuck into Mar-a-Lago

with multiple passports and a thumb drive with computer viruses.

People think she might be a Chinese spy. Trump's not taking any chances. He's just an ass. He's shutting down the border between the US and China.

He's going to be a Chinese spy. Trump's an idiot. He doesn't know where the border is. China! If that chicks a spy, she's the world's worst.

Yeah, I'm here to use the swimming pool. Yeah. You got a swimsuit. No? Why are you here?

Oh, to go to a Chinese friendship meeting. Yeah, yeah. Although, John Hinkley would be a terrible assassin. He was a crazy idiot. He almost killed the president.

That's an interesting point. I think Chinese spy craft is probably advanced more than... I'm going to play golf. You're wearing a tight dress. I meant tennis.

Come on. Swimming then. She's probably just a crazy person. There's every indication that she was some sort of money-grubbing climber who just wanted access.

We're going to find out the FBI is now investigating it. I got to believe they got her sitting in a chair, bare feet in a pan of water. Stopped up to a car batter. Who is that? Who is that for?

They're going to find out what you know. That's sickening. Okay, the CIA is not funny. It's not funny. That's sick.

Car battering. I don't know. Put a smile on my face. I'm not bailing you out. Go ahead. I don't need bail. I'll leave you hanging out there. So did you hear this story?

Twisting in the wind. Did you hear this story? Steph Curry hasn't been able to see all these years. So Steph Curry, who's spent the last several years of his career as the greatest shooter in the history of the NBA.

Squinting to see the rim. They finally, finally, somebody said, you always squint and they did an eye test and he's glasses. So he got, he got contacts recently.

And now his numbers are way beyond what they were before. Seriously. Yeah. He shouldn't close to 50% from three since he's not.

Since he got contacts. I was going to. Okay. I thought this was going to be a lesson about how, you know, you need to trust the force or something.

But no, I had gotten used to squinting for so long. He said it was just normal. While obviously it can't definitely be tied to his new contacts.

Curry has busted out of a slump and incredible numbers since he got contact. It can't help that I'm able to see very well.

Yeah, that's wild. That's wild. Yeah, that's one of the funny things about vision is you don't know how poorly you see until it's corrected.

Somebody said to me like, if you sing bull tall, the sudden to say, oh, I had a rock in my shoe. Let's see how fast I can run out.

I'm only wearing one shoe. Yeah, that's crazy. That's crazy. Speaking of crazy, do you hear about this? You see this?

Palo Alto, Cali Unicornia. An old man. He's in his 70s.

Wearing a red make America great again, hat sitting in a coffee house at the Starbucks specifically.

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