A Luxurious Stay at North Hollywood's Famous Shateau Marmont! with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

You and a companion will enjoy an opulent round-trip coach flight to sunny Los Angeles, featuring spacious seating and a delectable in-flight dining experience from Spirit Airlines! Once you arrive in Tinseltown, you'll stay 3 nights and 4 days in a mildly haunted bungalow at the world-infamous Shateau Marmont, the slightly odorous sister hotel to the Chateau Marmont. Located in an industrial area bordering Van Nuys and North Hollywood, you'll awake every morning to water-stained popcorn ceilings, a complimentary continental breakfast of yogurt and stale homefries, resort-style amenities like an ice-maker and a mostly-empty Zagnut vending machine, and occasional midnight visits from mildly-malignant ghosts like Humphrey Bogart, Jayne Mansfield, and John Belushi! Taxes and baggage-check fees may apply. Check Out Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.Squarespace.com/BALD to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://Betterhelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self. Higher quality ingredients mean a healthier and happier life for your kitty. So head to https://Smalls.com/BALD and use promo code BALD at checkout for 50% off your first order PLUS free shipping! Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Well, I switched back to my mini wallet. This is like my summer wallet. It's just like it doesn't open. It's just this.
0:09.6	Yeah, because I'm like careless and like carefree.
0:14.0	I'm in the ocean. I'm kicking my legs in the ocean.
0:16.8	So this one just got away. Yeah, I get wet. We need to run the pool.
0:20.3	This just has my six my six debit cards and my ID.
0:23.8	Just that? Yeah.
0:26.2	Yeah, I'm not well, there's no sandwich money on all of them, but I got them.
0:30.0	Oh, guess to over what's in here?
0:34.0	Weed. It must be black tarry. I must have brought this to the beach.
0:38.3	Is that what is that hashies? No, it's not it's not drugs per se, but I do scrape some of it off and heat it up on a spoon.
0:46.2	Oh, we are on the pod, right?
0:54.4	Should we open those windows? She's at the bottom. We are on the pod. Is this the intro?
1:00.6	Oh, you're a part of this. You're a part of this Tracy. Hi, everyone. It's just me. It's Georgia.
1:06.4	We're here at the pod today. We're open in windows, but I just want to mention this week on
1:09.7	trixi motel.com. We're running a promotion. We're going to do a bunch of stuff here.
1:14.4	10% off for the whole week. Trixi motel tank. Trixi shorts. Trixi cups. Sorry, I'll stop trying to sell you things.
1:22.3	That's blah, blah, blah. That's okay. But sorry to say. Oh, no, I looked at your merch. That's lovely.
1:27.1	Thank you. Thank you. You know what that looks like? Did Jennifer Lopez's tippy cup?
1:31.2	Oh, yeah, she has a rhinestone sippy cup that I saw her drink out of myself.
1:37.0	Can I maybe you should get that stone? Love.
1:39.9	Yes. Maybe lean express brow,
1:43.6	brow mascara. We're doing what's in my bag. No, it's just cheap and good. And I was on the
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