Hey, what's going on everybody? I am Dave Rubin. This is the Rubin Report Direct Message

for today, April 12th, 2021. And as always, don't forget to click that subscribe button

over there and that notification bell and you may just may see our videos in your YouTube

feed. You never know. You never know. Before we get to the stories this week, I want to tell

you a little insider info on what it's like to work at the Rubin Report because people

want to know what it's like to work at the Rubin Report. Well, first off, last Friday,

if you watched our livestream on Friday, my hair was a little flatter and there was a

piece like flying out over here. And we have a bunch of cards over there, cue cards,

like my guys told me, you know, when to wrap up or got a move on or the house is on fire,

a series of other things. One is fixed hair. One is fixed hair because occasionally, despite

the spray and all the stuff, there could be a piece flying out over here. They did not

pick up the card and I've had to lay into both of them this morning. Both of these guys,

there were mass beatings. That's what we do around here at the Rubin Report. And anyway,

I got a haircut and the reason that that's relevant is not just so you get a little

insight. Oh, speaking of insight, actually, before anything else, Michael, my producer,

is wearing the boot. You guys know about the boot. You see these people wandering around

the boot and you go, what happened to them? He fell. It was his birthday and did you

drink? Did you drink? You drank a tiny bit and he fell while getting out of the car and

something happens to him and he's in the boot. And I took him to the doctor yesterday

for the X-rays. Okay. And we go to the mall. The doctor's place was in the mall. You

really wanted me to do this, didn't you? The doctor's place in the mall and in the mall,

literally everything at the mall had something to do with race. It was bananas. There were

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