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2021 was a lot of things, but more than anything, it was the year of exits.

Everyone was exiting something.

People were exiting their jobs, deonté wilder, exit consciousness, even Bill Cosby got

out of jail.

And that was an exit that nobody wanted.

And you might have thought the most expensive exit of the year was Bill and Melinda Gates

divorce. But you're forgetting a much bigger separation that costs more money than Microsoft

Boy could ever dream of.

After nearly 20 years, the last US troops have left Bogram Air Base in Afghanistan.

Obviously the end of a chapter for America's Forever War.

The total cost they've estimated is $2.261 trillion.

Damn! $2.61 trillion?

Ah! I'll have America pay for that on a credit card.

Those points will come in handy when we're booking flights to the next country we invade.

Does Iran take chase that fire?

I guess we'll find out.

But yes, after 20 long years, the US finally left Afghanistan.

And you know it's really over because America didn't even accidentally leave a toothbrush

behind so we'd have an excuse to go back.

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