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🗓️ 14 December 2021
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Governor Gavin Newsom models a California gun reform law after a Texas anti-abortion law, Roy Wood Jr. highlights who got cancelled in 2021, and Huma Abedin discusses her memoir "Both/And."
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:02.6 | Ow! |
0:04.1 | Big news today, Kim Kardashian announced that she passed a big law exam in California. |
0:10.8 | Yeah, on her fourth try, she passed the baby bar exam, which I didn't know that that was |
0:17.0 | a law exam. |
0:18.0 | I was like, the baby bar was like a place where you took your baby to hang out to meet |
0:22.9 | other babies. |
0:23.9 | Like when babies were having a tough day, then they'd just be in the baby bar together. |
0:27.1 | Give me another pan of milk, laugh is hard. |
0:30.2 | I thought it was that thing. |
0:31.2 | Anyway, Kim, this is really cool because a lot of people didn't think Kim could pass |
0:34.9 | any of these exams and now she's on her way to becoming like a full-on lawyer, which is dope. |
0:39.7 | And now what I didn't like is people online were like, I would never hire Kim Kardashian. |
0:42.7 | I was like, yo, I would definitely hire Kim Kardashian. |
0:45.3 | You kidding me? |
0:46.3 | If she could convince the world that being a Kardashian was a job, she can convince 12 people |
0:49.8 | that I didn't kidnap someone's cat. |
0:51.9 | That's what I need in my corner. |
0:53.9 | And she was saying like, my dad would be proud right now. |
0:57.0 | He's in heaven. |
0:58.0 | He's probably like proud of me and blah, blah. |
0:59.0 | And I was like, yeah, I can imagine Kim Kardashian is there because he was also a lawyer. |
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