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Welcome to the Wayne Rooney show.

Wayne Rooney, Kay Curd and me, Kelly Somers,

break down the biggest stories in the Premier League and beyond.

He's gone in quite quick, but he hasn't caught him high.

I just don't think it's the red card.

Plus, we'll hear the funniest and most outrageous stories from Wayne's career. I was going into positions and doing things I shouldn't have really been doing, but you do it because you feel like you have to, and I helped us drive on and win the FA Club. The Wayne Rooney Show. Watch a night player, listen on Towns. Hello, welcome to Tail Enders.

Hello and thank you for having us on Tail Enders.

With me, G-Force Greg James and Felix White.

And who else is on the show, Greg?

That's your lot.

That is your lot, I'm afraid, listeners.

Well, we obviously we have Mark Sharkey, Sharnado Sharmann.

The producers, yes, faded up.

Lurking in the background and drinking water, as I said his name.

It's important you stay hydrated, Sharkey.

Good afternoon.

Are you faded up?

Yes, you've faded up.

Good afternoon.

I'll tell you who, I'll tell you who's not faded up? Yes, you've faded up. Good afternoon. I'll tell you who.

Good afternoon.

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