A Little Opium, A Little Hooker, A Little Whatever?
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2026
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
Hour 2 of A&G features...
- The Epstein files & Air Ubers
- Iran talks, Cuba & Americans leaving the US
- CA child predator to be released
- Mercury in retrograde & fortune cookies
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:06.1 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio |
| 0:09.7 | at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:12.2 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:14.4 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:16.0 | And now he's Armstrong and Getty. He's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:25.6 | Keepers gave Punch that stuffed animal, which is from Swedish furniture brand IKEA. |
| 0:32.6 | It sells for just under 20 bucks. |
| 0:35.6 | Punch's mom became a popular item after his overnight fame. |
| 0:39.5 | An IKEA store in Singapore said the plushy has been sold out since Monday. |
| 0:44.5 | On auction sites, they're going for as much as $350. |
| 0:50.4 | So this is the story of Punch the Monkey. |
| 0:53.6 | We talked a little bit about yesterday that's gone national about the little monkey that was abandoned by its mom and then shunned by the rest of the tribe group. |
| 1:04.7 | What do you call a group of monkeys? |
| 1:07.1 | Heard. |
| 1:08.3 | It depends on the monkey. |
| 1:10.6 | So Punch the Monkey is not a euphemism for |
| 1:13.4 | oh it is anything oh it is absolutely is don't be knocking my hobbies let's not let's not |
| 1:19.4 | let's not get these all confused but uh punch is just the name of a monkey um and so they gave the monkey a little stuffed animal, and then it seemed to be feeling a little |
| 1:32.7 | better for the companionship since its mom had abandoned it, and then the tribe, the rest of |
| 1:38.2 | the monkeys had shunned it. |
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