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Harmontown

A Little Handicap

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2015

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

We welcome the great Andy Kindler back to Harmontown and Dan goes to the haunted hayride and something incredibly offensive happens. Watch the video at harmontown.com/live! Become a member! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

from Hollywood, California so good to be back here in the spacious roll not spacious,

0:17.0

the fiat is it's cozy as great proofs as they had the cozy and

0:23.9

celebrity as confines and meltdown comics was again harming town is now in session

0:34.9

let's welcome Spencer Critten into the stage shall we

0:38.9

and the mayor of harming town mr dad harman

0:45.9

sorry you're meant sorry hello hello spooky it's scary here tonight it's scary every year all the time this year that's everything gets so

1:07.9

scary Jeff you went on a haunted hayride last night I did go on a haunted hayride yeah it was scary finding out finding out I can't sit cross-legged anymore

1:23.9

oh the ghost of your third east you didn't even know they were dead

1:32.9

was it was you need raken or what I just couldn't okay here's what the haunted hayride is you so okay so I didn't even thank you for bringing up the haunted hayride this is amazing I had nothing

1:44.9

the like like like you you you missed proper controlling since I've been away damn shots fired Curtis Armstrong talking to you the K-12 dude

2:00.9

so okay come on no tangents if you're a man of your word my job is to keep you on a straight thread all the way through to the finish line yeah

2:11.9

we've got an important show tonight everything has been hammered out and if I wander it's a crime and an eight mine I do in the time squeeze your ass like a piece of

2:23.9

line I fucked your mama so hard she gave me an extra dime I said I'm gonna call you I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm drawing a line all right so

2:34.9

yeah it's got your right to applaud it's absolutely I have nothing but respect for you the more you encourage me because it means you're good

2:44.9

because I love myself all of that was sarcasm but don't worry about it you're fine you you know that we're all smoke and light just get you I'm killing

2:57.9

or you're the worst anyone is sorry that got you I'm channeling Andy Kimberler because he's here tonight I feel like I was like I'm like biting some of

3:12.9

the

3:13.9

vessel to hold the majesty that is Andy Kimberler no no nobody is I'm just saying like I'm doing some like like some weird like I'm I'm such a fan that I'm kind of like I

3:22.9

wouldn't I wouldn't be I wouldn't discount the idea that I'm kind of like a enchanted and sort of like have a kind of spell cast on me

3:30.9

yeah I think what when Andy Kimberler enters the room the if you have any antenna at all that they're they're they're hitting a certain frequency of

3:37.9

high speed a laquatine cutting in this and the double triple quadruple self awareness that turns into such self denial that it's like a swirling I

3:48.9

think we can say that if he doesn't come at her and give us the greatest comedy show all right then I got him

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