This podcast is going to be somewhat coarse.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

My New Year's resolution was to have more wholesome podcasts.

Somebody listening to the show texted this.

This is apropos of nothing.

I don't remember what I was talking about, but they did mention my favorite Homer Simpson quote, which I think about regularly,

like for real. This might be the wisest thing Homer Simpson ever said, and you can apply it yourself.

Why do the things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?

Is great wisdom. I apply that fairly regularly. Dude,

you can't just keep thinking that these bad things are happening to you.

Too much perspective. Too much perspective.

Don't.

So before we get into this about Papp's Blue Ribbon and something they tweeted out and it's kind of funny.

What are you, and I know this is dry January, so I hope talking about drinking beer is not difficult during dry January.

Well, number one, I'd resolve not to bore people with the fact that I'm not drinking in January.

It's not a trend.

It's not a craze with me.

I just need to give it up for a while.

So, but go ahead.

But what, uh, what are your favorite cheap beers from your past?

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