Are you ready?

Jamie Markley, David Van Camp, and Scott Robbins.

We just become best friends.

Yep.

Making sense of it all.

Now I get it.

And having some fun.

Lighten up, Francis.

This is the Markley, Van Camp, and Robbins show.

Okay.

A lot to talk about today. Wow, like every day, I guess. No different. This is the Markley Van Camp and the Robbins show. I'm Scott Robbins. Right over there, you see that guy. That's David Van Camp. And right over there, the other guy you don't see because he's not here. He's vacationing. That's Jamie Markley. That's right. Start today, David, with the story that's on the top of the news everywhere, and that is the attack on one of our

favorites, Ilan Omar. Yeah, Democrat Representative Ilhan Omar had a town hall yesterday and some

dude sitting front and center. Looked like he was drunk. He's like swaying back and forth and all jittery and everything.

And for some reason, no one took him out throughout the entire evening up until this point where he gets up and he's got like a little syringe like you used to feed an infant or like it just reminded me of like a medicine syringe that you would give to an infant. Yeah, for the fat shot drug too, perhaps. I don't, well, I don't know about that because one, he's a little bit chunky and then two, I don't think it was a sharp. I don't think it was, I think it was like something that you would feed a newborn baby cat with, something like that. Squirt milk in their mouth. so he gets up and then he sprays this brown

foul smelling liquid on her and uh she suddenly recovers very quickly and is like no the show must go

on and it i hmm this looks very, uh, suspicious.

Yeah, sure does.

I don't know if anybody said this is maggot country, but I don't know.

Here we go. Right.

The H.S secretary, Christy Noam, must resign or face impeachment.

Whoa.

Whoa.

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