The This is a Lapsd Fan Wrestling Podcast Special Report.

In times of tremendous uncertainty, coast to coast, and in the wrestling world of course.

World wrestling entertainment has taken with many critics consider draconian steps to control

costs, control their outlook, and control their destiny at a time that the wrestling business like any other is

facing several existential crises yet still running strong.

And we thought as is our privilege as is our exclusive access that it'd be

appropriate to reach back out to that fucking chairman to Laps Vince McMahon,

to get the inner monologue, not the public-facing dialogue,

but the inner monologue of the most powerful person,

he who runs our lives as wrestling fans. This being a stark reminder this week, that that continues to be the case.

Not only for wrestling fans, but for wrestlers, including the ones who now will be hitting that unemployment line like so many Americans.

Vince McMahon, welcome back.

And first, let me just remind you that any attempt

to slap the notes out of my hand

will be considered a violation of social distancing rules.

What do you mean like this?

How do you feel now?

You feel violated?

Fucker? If you'll violated, fuck it. I think you may have just proven a sad point that no one's going to do anything if you just violate social distancing rules.

No one's going to do anything.

I do that over the phone.

Just imagine what else I can do.

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