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Daniel's stories with us.

Good morning.

From the Eye newspaper.

You were at Stanford Bridge on Sunday.

I was indeed.

And at the buffet, am I right?

Yes, you are.

Very, very right.

Tom Williams is here as well, author of Do You Speak Football?

And Tom, you face the raucous crowd and tense, intimidating atmosphere of your front room. Yes, I was also at Stanford Bridge yesterday. Oh, were you? Yes, I was sitting in front of Daniel, in fact. Natalie Jeterra? Hello. Hi, Natalie Jadre. You were at the Etihad. Yes, I was. On Saturday. Very entertaining. And you're on your way to walls this evening, dramatically. If you had to distill the footballing experience down to one lesson, one takeaway from the last couple of days, what would it be? VAR. Really? Okay, VAR. I don't know if it's VAR or if it's the new rules. Well, that's something we'll discuss, I guess, if you want to stick around this.

Or maybe not, Daniel.

I think probably Steve Bruce and Newcastle, dismal away at Norwich.

Right.

We're going to go to Danny Sabios, who was brilliant for Arsenal against Burnley,

and who I think has the potential to have pretty significant impact on the way they play.

Danny onions.

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