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UK for terms. If you would start the show every week like this.

All I want for Christmas is you to be not so much of a great.

All I want is a quiet death.

You know what, I'll take a loud and obnoxious death.

You just want to be dead. Yeah God that's a difference from me and you.

Well I'm Claire the Queen of Christmas, lover of all things sparkly and bright, joyful.

Some people call me the spirit of Christmas.

Nobody's ever said that. I'm like that spirit of Christmas in the Muppet Christmas

Carol that's like happy and wonderful. I just have a heart of gold and tinsel

on my head. It's too hot for this shit clear. I'll tell you that much.

And I've married to the Grinch, the Grinch of Christmas and all things he's grumpy and just wishes he was dead every day.

Well, we were going to go away and talk about picks of different Christmas things that we could bring to the show.

And normally we pick two things each and then we come in.

At GEO and before the show, Claire's like, so how is this working?

I'm like, like we normally do. we say like two things each and you've like I've made

a list of a hundred Christmas things that I love and I really struggled like I really thought

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