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And it's Tony Adam put through by Steve Bold.

Would you believe it?

That sums it all.

Hello, I'm Alan Davis.

You are listening to the Tuesday Club.

This is the Arsenal podcast,

and I've got Keith Dover with me this evening.

How are you, Keith?

I am very well, Alan, and good to see you.

Although it's the morning for you, really, isn't it, where you are?

I'm a happy man today. Happy man, happy man on the Thursday morning. And there Damien Harris, the midfield general is in the house. Woo-hoo! Hello. Oh, Damien, you're all right. I am. Can you tell by the woo? Yeah. Oh, I suppose that was a clue. Yeah.

A clue to proceed.

We're recording, listener.

I'm in Sydney, Australia.

That's my last stop on my stand-up comedy tour of Australia.

I must tell you it's been a roaring success.

I mean, we can't go away from it.

No one else is going to tell you, listener.

So I'm going to tell you.

We've had quite a few freeloaders have turned up in the crowd.

I've seen the odd Arsenal shirt.

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