A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms S1:E2 "Hard Salt Beef"
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🗓️ 26 January 2026
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of Streaming Things, Kit, Andy, and Steve break down season 1 episode 2 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, titled “Hard Salt Beef.” After striking out with the lords gathered at Ashford, Dunk finally sees an opening and boldly makes his case directly to Baelor Targaryen. You can probably already guess that this is Steve's favorite episode ever...
00:00:00 - Introduction
00:12:56 - Overall Thoughts
00:28:39 - Scene by Scene Recap
01:03:32 - Valyrian Steals
01:13:11 - Dragon Eggs
01:25:07 - Mummer's Dragon
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| 0:00.0 | BOW! |
| 0:02.0 | BOW! |
| 0:03.0 | You shits! |
| 0:04.0 | What's your name? |
| 0:06.0 | Sir Duncan the Tall. |
| 0:08.0 | Never heard of him. |
| 0:09.0 | Do you know every night in the Seven Kingdoms then? |
| 0:12.0 | Came for the tourney? |
| 0:14.0 | Ternie? It's a contest for nights. |
| 0:16.0 | You and I? |
| 0:17.0 | I'm not a stable boy, my lord. |
| 0:19.0 | Not clever enough. |
| 0:20.0 | I can squire for you, sir. And you can teach me. Every night not a stable boy, my lord. You're not clever enough. |
| 0:23.9 | I could squire for you, sir, and you could teach me. |
| 0:27.6 | Every night needs a squire, and you look like you need one more than most. |
| 0:35.8 | If I could call myself a champion, some great house might take me into its service, perhaps even house Targaryen. |
| 0:39.9 | Targaryens, they're incestuous aliens and tyrants. |
| 0:44.2 | Sir Duncan the Tall. How good a knight are you? |
| 0:45.2 | I see. |
| 0:48.1 | And in every man there are many men. |
| 0:52.0 | So be brave. We just be tall. |
| 0:56.3 | As honour deserted the noble houses of Westeroth. |
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