Can you imagine at your, you're like a 13 year old girl at your birthday party and everyone,

and then like a bunch of dudes that are, you come up and beat your champions up and be like,

you know what, this girl ain't shit.

My gal actually is the queen of love and beauty.

That is so fucking brutal.

The dude to a little girl.

Yeah, that's rough.

Welcome to United States Kingdoms, Bald News, officially unofficial podcast for Night of the Seven

Kingdoms on HBO. I'm Jim. I'm Aaron. And we're back. It's postseason baby. We've seen it all,

much like Patrick Stewart. We've seen everything. Now we're here to read everything, though we're

starting with a small chunk of, just half of what we saw.

We're going to do a book versus show comparison for season one, episode one through episode three.

It's right up to the point where it's revealed that the true identity of egg is revealed.

And you'll know it when you hit it in the book.

He adds on to the egg.

Yes.

Pretty lame and Christian when you think about it.

Page 53 of 250 in the Nine of the Seven Kingdoms.

I don't know. Page 45 of 74 in the Hedge Knight. That's what my cobo is telling me. I have no idea if that's true, but you'll know it. My Kindle says page 75, but I read with old man font turned on. So, but yeah, you'll see. It's like, yeah, when you get, if you're reading along with us, when you get to the point where dunks like, or egg says,

unhand him, don't hurt him. And dunk's like, oh, you're going to get yourself killed boy. And he's like, nah, I'm a prince. That's where we're going to start. Just, just like we didn't, It's a nice neat, just like it ended in episode three.

Next week we'll be back.

Actually, I'm not sure exactly what the. Next week we'll be back.

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