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Anything Better?

A Jewish Guy That's Like A Priest

Anything Better?

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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0:00.0

What's up everybody and welcome back to the anything better podcast with your host me

0:17.9

Paul Burzy in New York, Bill Burr, over on the other side of the, I almost said globe.

0:23.2

And I hope you're not on the other side of the globe. And Andrew Themless was empty chair

0:30.4

over there in Beverly Hills, our great producer. You guys are listening to another episode,

0:36.2

a good episode and a good number episode guys. This is episode number 84.

0:42.9

All right, here's the great 84s of all time. I don't think I'm going to get past this first

0:48.4

one. Paul's going to have to say something. Um, let's see number 84 guy named my Randy Moss

0:55.5

Paul, one of the first jerseys that I ever actually proudly wore around, even though I was a

1:02.0

giants fan, somebody bought me an 84 Vikings jersey, the purple one. And I was so enamored. Oh,

1:08.6

you know, you know, I love to get his sunglasses on at the draft. Everybody said he was a bag

1:12.5

kid. He was a criminal. I love the head case from when I was young. It's like you said wasn't

1:17.6

the guy was, I used to love when he would take a step and a half off the line and just put his

1:21.7

hand up. He already knew he was open. I already knew he was open. I just want to say one story.

1:28.0

Can I just say one thing? Yes. I guess I say one thing here.

1:32.8

I never seen anything like this in all the sports when the 07 Patriots came to giant stadium

1:38.6

to go 16. No, no, no, no, no. And Brady walks up to the line, dude. And I looked, I just have to,

1:45.3

I looked at my friend Nick and I go, dude, why is Randy single covered? And that's when they both

1:51.3

got the record on that play when he just does a three step drop, looks this way, throws Randy

1:57.5

a bomb. Randy just catches it like they're in practice and just throws the ball and they both

2:02.4

got the record. And I was like, and when Randy Moss went into Lambo field as a rookie and caught

2:08.4

three touchdowns under the lights at Lambo in Green Bay. It was like one of the sickest things

2:13.8

ever. I'm done. I just had to have done and moon the crowd, right? And the last time I was just

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