A Is For… ‘Ave You Heard Jack’s Worst Ever Award?
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2025
⏱️ 23 minutes
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Summary
Yes we’re doing an A to Z of your very favourite show - this one!
Every episode we’re taking one letter of the alphabet and applying it to something that makes up the world of On The Sofa in one way or another.
We’ll be back with the usual show structure in September but in the meantime Jack has a wedding and honeymoon to go to, Colson is going running and Kenya, and Ben is… well just filling his time I imagine.
But amidst all this social business we didn’t want to leave you empty handed. So as well as weekly catch ups we’re serving you a distillation of what makes up On The Sofa, one letter at a time. Spoilers: We’ll get nowhere near ‘Z’ before we’re back.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome along to On the Sofa. I am Colson and as always I'm joined by. |
| 0:15.6 | Jack Peas shepherd. Ben! |
| 0:17.9 | Over. |
| 0:18.3 | We're not upon Colson. I like it. |
| 0:19.9 | I did and I noticed it. |
| 0:22.1 | Over the next few weeks, we're going to be giving you some summer specials. |
| 0:27.0 | That is because Jack is off to get married. |
| 0:30.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.4 | Then you're off on honeymoon. |
| 0:33.3 | Right. |
| 0:34.0 | Then I'm off to Kenya. |
| 0:36.1 | And in the meantime, Ben's off to... |
| 0:38.6 | I'm off to the honeymoon with Jack. |
| 0:40.1 | It's awkward. |
| 0:41.5 | But it's one room. |
| 0:44.0 | Now, I think what we're going to do, |
| 0:46.0 | we're going to alternate each night |
| 0:48.2 | who gets the bed and who doesn't. |
| 0:50.4 | I think there's a chaise lounge at the bottom of the... |
| 0:54.0 | And the first thing I'll say when the lights go off is, |
| 0:56.6 | don't mind me. |
| 1:01.0 | But the three of us, we got together with the team here, |
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