A.I. Johnny Cash’s Xmas Special
improv4humans with Matt Besser
Matt Besser
4.9 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 25 December 2025
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
A.I. Johnny Cash is joined by A.I. Neil Young and A.I. Danzig to sing about your favorite holiday topics like your mom kissing Santa Claus; the plot against the Island of Misfit Toys; and the Antifa origin story of Frosty the Snowman.
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| 0:42.0 | Welcome everyone. |
| 0:46.6 | Welcome to the AI Johnny Cash Christmas with me. |
| 0:48.0 | AI Johnny Cash. |
| 0:53.9 | I sang a little bit like Johnny Cash and I, well, I write songs a little bit like because I stole them. |
| 0:57.9 | I stole all these ideas of his from old songs of his. |
| 1:05.5 | So this song is about Joseph and Mary coming up to the inn, a little town of Bethlehem. |
| 1:09.6 | And the innkeeper, he said, we got no room at the end. |
| 1:15.3 | And the history is giving him a bad rap. but, well, this is his perspective on that night. |
| 1:30.2 | I running in, I run in, I run in, in Bethlehem, I got no room and I got no friends. |
| 1:32.0 | That's why I'm running in. |
| 1:38.6 | A couple came to me today with a baby on the way, but I told him I got no vacancy. |
| 1:40.5 | They can go stay in the hay. |
| 1:43.1 | Joseph thought this news is rude. |
| 1:47.1 | Mary gave me an attitude about sleeping in the barn with the cows that poo. |
| 1:48.9 | Don't think that manger's good. |
| 1:55.2 | Well, sorry, Mary, but the truth is, well, running in, I running in, I running in. |
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