It's the holy day.

Oh, yeah.

The holiest day of Christianity.

He has risen me up.

Just like almost every year, we are recording on Easter Sunday. Yes. March 31st for some fucking reason. Uh-huh. Ridic. Not even April yet. But anyways, I digress. I can't believe we would proclaim Hiddo Patreon Day to be on Easter Sunday. Ridiculous. And because it's the holy day, I figured we would engage in a little bit of holy war, or I guess holy culture war. Yeah. Because my man Trump, my man Trump did something crazy. Oh, yeah. You know, a lot of holy culture war going now in this past week. But what Trump did honestly really out of left field here.

Yeah. So a couple of days ago, Trump announced that he is launching the Trump Bible.

Insane. And optically, just already, I feel like we're way, way over the hill. We shouldn't

ever got here. Turn back. Yeah. First of all, it's got to be an attempt to earn some money to pay his legal bills. Absolutely. There's no other way. It's just like the sneakers. Yeah, yeah. And also it's like this has got to be blasphemy. Like there's no way that this is biblical. You cannot launch your own Bible, especially because think about it. Well, it's like Trump branded, right? It's the Trump Bible. That's what he's selling it as. Which is just insane. It's like he thinks he's King James, even though, it's called the King James Bible. Like, oh my God. It's not even just that, though. It's also got like the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, Pledge of Allegiance, and some other stuff inside of the Bible. The things that aren't scripture is packaging in with scripture?

Yeah, it's a, it's like a buy one get five combo pack of the Bible and, uh, uh,

some like, you know, U.S. documents. It's the, the church in state combo pack.

Wow. Now, now the most annoying person you know can carry around all five of the documents that they love.

Yeah, like, oh, let me turn to article two real quick. Oh, really shit. It's like those motherfuckers that have the Constitution in their pocket or carry around the bill of rights, five and one. Yeah. Insane combo deal. Yeah, you know, Trump has always been doing these kinds of grifts, but I feel like it's gotten more intense lately with

the sneakers and he just

launched like the, it's not an NFT, but it's like a- training cards or something? Well, he's got the training cards, but there's also like a Trump stock now that people are investing in. That is just going to be a scam. No, that's a pump and dump. Yeah. That 100% of pumping dump that the SEC needs to step in and regulate.

Well, not for Trump specifically. He can't sell for six months, but absolutely will be a pump and dump for people investing in it. And is just going to go towards paying his legal bills. Yes. Right. Like, we're getting more and more of these Trump scams. And I got to say, like, if I was in a grifting competition with Trump, I'm not winning. I'm getting mugged. I could drop my why I left the left video.

I'm still not even coming close to what this guy's doing.

He's on a generational run right now. Yeah. The LeBron of grifting, I swear. And it's all going to pay his legal bills. And I think it's good. You know what? It's bankrupting the right. He's stealing from conservatives. That's chill. Yeah, no, he's straight up fleecing his supporters. But, like, I don't understand how, like, the Christian right hasn't risen up and just absolutely been upset about this. Upset about a Trump Bible, upset about, like, I don't know, idol worship. Well, that's because, like, the Christian rights never actually been concerned with what Christianity actually is.

They've never been principled. They just love the aesthetics of like white people.

It's the aesthetics and how it serves their political ends. This has been happening since Ronald Reagan and even before with evangelicals.

That's where Trump is pulling from when it comes to religious political support. But he's just out here like literally doing blasphemy and nobody cares.

God, that's crazy. And it's like he's, you know, even before he did all of this, the political

grifts and stuff, he already wasn't a biblical guy. He was cheating on his wives. He was doing all

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