A Holiday Celebration with Graysie %% PF Chang's Holiday Menu 2025

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Arts, Society & Culture, Food

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Happy Holidays from Our Heroes and also Graysie who does NOT want to do the fact sheet. She wants to play and she will do everything she can to prevent this episode from occurring with normalcy. We all had a big meal at PF Chang's and only about a dozen fortune cookies got stolen. It's a new record. Grab a hoodie and a shirt because so cold out brrr https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Sponsored by HelloFresh. Thanks HelloFresh! Get 10 FREE meals and a free breakfast for life at HelloFresh.com/PERCENT10FM Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Michael, you ready?
0:01.0	Yeah.
0:01.5	Yeah!
0:02.3	Here we go!
0:02.8	Don't eat it.
0:05.2	Oh!
0:06.1	Hold on it.
0:07.0	No, he starts at that.
0:09.0	He starts him going, oh, that's the start of it.
0:12.6	Welcome to 100% Eat, P.F. Chang's edition.
0:16.8	The show where we try every fast food restaurant to let you know if you need it, you definitely need some changs. I'm your host, Michael Jones, alongside my co-ist, Jordan Sweers, and our fifth member of our Fave family of five, Gracie. Yay! We're here. I ate a Zot out of solidarity for Gracie. Yeah, Zoddarity. It's still in my mouth, so. It's good.
0:54.5	I gotta be nonverbal for a second. Gracie, did you spit yours out? Yeah, but I put new one in. There was a lot of discourse over here between the two of us. Do you think if we... She pulled one out and it was like extra coated in like the sour stuff. And she was like, is this? Is this safe to eat? Should I not eat this? It was just coated in non-tower stuff.
0:56.2	You want to talk right into that microphone?
0:54.6	Remember? like, is this... Is this safe to eat? Should I not eat that? It was just coated in non-sour stuff? You want to talk right into that microphone?
0:57.6	Remember, remember when he was like, what if we just shoot this on Thursday and do a quick
1:02.4	turnaround?
1:03.1	And Nick was like, no.
1:05.8	Nick, who is always affable and fine with that stuff, immediately, well, he didn't say no. He's going to try to accept a no into our brains. Yeah, Nick said the words, it would be tough. And I was like, we should not do this. We should cut Nick's black. You were like, this will be fine with Nick, right, Nick? Right? There should be zero. And we'll just do an episode with no edits. Nick thinks maybe not. That That is what he said. Hold on. And I said, go ahead, read her the transcript. Because I know what I replied. Yeah. This is off of our FAM of Five. Yeah. We didn't need to evolve. This is the Mnucho. Yeah. Yeah. This is the boys club. Yeah. We didn't need to. talking about manly stuff. Nick says, I can record Thursday, but it makes the edit super tight.
1:47.7	And Eric said, let's make it so Nick doesn't even need to do a little tiny edit the whole time because it's such a good episode.
1:56.4	Michael says, oh, well, yeah, okay.
1:59.7	With Gracie on. And Eric said, yeah, okay, with Gracie on.
2:02.9	And Eric said, yeah, she'll be so good and nice and not playing with toy.
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