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Hello?

Hi, Caleb, welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a fan.

Hey Caleb, how are you?

Good to see you.

I'm well, thanks, how are you?

Doing great.

It's very nice to chat with you. I have a few questions trying to orient

myself in time and space. Caleb, where are you right now? I'm in Halifax, Canada, so East Coast of Canada.

Nova Scotia.

Nova Scotia, exactly.

Okay, all right, are you on the water?

Are you close to the water?

I'm as close as I could afford to be, so probably about a half hour

from the ocean, but beautiful little neighborhood. We got a couple of acres in the

woods, so we're very happy. That's very nice. And I got to say the tides are rising I think you made the right call you know all those rich

assholes on the water are gonna pay for it you know? Absolutely. Is it windy there?

My hair is a little cuckoo.

You know what happens when I put headphones on, my hair gets knocked all askew.

I'm trying to adapt to the changing media environment and

never had to wear headphones until I got into this gig and it's a curse it's a pox It's a pox on my hair on my crazy red pompadour.

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