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The Once And Future Nerd

A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 3

The Once And Future Nerd

Glass & Madera

Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Drama

4.8768 Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2023

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Yllodyk reckons with the aftershock from her parents’ untimely deaths. Under the Black Mountains, Mag Uidhir and the Dragon make good on their bargain.

CREDITS FOR THIS EPISODE:

Directed by
CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

Written by
O CARCIENTE and CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

PERFORMED BY:
RHIANNON ANGELL as…      Yllodyk
GARRETT ARMYN as…      Jethro
IAN HARKINS as…      The Narrator and Mag Uidhir
CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA as…      Renault D’esprit
JULIE REED as…      Elf Constable
REGINA RENEE RUSSELL as…      The Dragon/Yrrsylax

Editing by
JIM BANTING

Foley, Sound Design, and Post Production Mixing by
 EDWARD BUSH

Music Direction and Main Theme by
 TOM LEE

Additional Scoring by
 CHRIS MONTALBO

Created and Executive Produced by
 ZACH GLASS & CHRISTIAN T. KELLEY-MADERA

Co-Executive Produced by
 JESS KELLEY-MADERA

Associate Producers
 SUSAN DEGAN and ALEC STORY

The script for this episode can be downloaded here, and the transcript of our announcements here.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

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We’ll be back with our next episode on Apr. 30. See you then!

CONTENT NOTES:

  • There is a description of death by torture
  • There is talk of gender dysphoria, particularly as it relates to menstruation and childbirth

End of Listed CONTENT NOTES

Transcript

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0:53.7

Also, if you want to help us make this show and get some cool rewards for yourself in the process,

0:58.1

you can do that at patreon.com slash once-end future nerd.

1:02.2

I want to specifically thank Swordmother, Orlando, and Sarah G for their patronage this month.

1:08.2

So a shout out to them and to all of our generous patrons whose support makes this show possible.

1:12.8

Part four of this chapter is going to come out on April 30th.

1:16.1

This chapter is a five-parter, so we're not quite at the finale yet.

1:19.5

But I will talk to you next month, and in the meantime, enjoy part three. The Once

1:29.3

The Once and Future Nerd.

1:49.0

Book 2 Myth Made Flesh.

1:52.0

Chapter 9 A Handful of Bodyguards

1:58.0

Part 3 by O Carciente and Christian T. Kelly Madera. I'm going to take you away for a bit from Regan's new court, and for now, to the constabulary of the white forest.

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