A Halloween Wedding (w/ Mary Holland)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 9 September 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Friend and comedian Mary Holland (Corked podcast) chats with Nicole about having a spooky Halloween themed wedding under a blue moon, managing her codependency in a relationship, and her time working as a wench at Medieval Times. Plus, Nicole shares her first time trip to Disneyland.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me. |
| 0:26.8 | A podcast or a medical buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though you could... |
| 0:32.8 | Come on my teeth and call it a crown. |
| 0:34.8 | Oh my guess today is what could be the... |
| 0:38.8 | Oh my god, this is Martha's. |
| 0:42.8 | One of my favorite, favorite imbra groups, Wild Horses. |
| 0:47.8 | You've seen her on Parks and Rack, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Veepe and Brooklyn 9-9. |
| 0:53.8 | And all four episodes of her new True Grime Podcast, quirked, can now be heard on Headgun. |
| 1:00.8 | Whoops, but I'm so excited for Mary Collins. |
| 1:08.8 | Hey, pop, boop, ho, oh my gosh. |
| 1:12.8 | You were also in, I think I texted you about this, but maybe I forgot. |
| 1:16.8 | That Netflix show that was like the lady across the hall from the window drinking wine. |
| 1:22.8 | Yeah, that's the title. |
| 1:25.8 | Yeah, she's across the hall, she's drinking wine, she's lady, it's all you need to know. |
| 1:30.8 | You were so funny in it. |
| 1:32.8 | Oh, thanks, Nicole. |
| 1:34.8 | Thank you. |
| 1:35.8 | Oh, no problem. |
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