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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

A Halloween Wedding (w/ Mary Holland)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.815.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Friend and comedian Mary Holland (Corked podcast) chats with Nicole about having a spooky Halloween themed wedding under a blue moon, managing her codependency in a relationship, and her time working as a wench at Medieval Times. Plus, Nicole shares her first time trip to Disneyland.

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0:00.0

Why won't you date me?

0:10.0

Why won't you date me?

0:12.0

Why won't you date me?

0:14.0

Please, tell me why.

0:18.0

Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me.

0:26.8

A podcast or a medical buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single even though you could...

0:32.8

Come on my teeth and call it a crown.

0:34.8

Oh my guess today is what could be the...

0:38.8

Oh my god, this is Martha's.

0:42.8

One of my favorite, favorite imbra groups, Wild Horses.

0:47.8

You've seen her on Parks and Rack, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Veepe and Brooklyn 9-9.

0:53.8

And all four episodes of her new True Grime Podcast, quirked, can now be heard on Headgun.

1:00.8

Whoops, but I'm so excited for Mary Collins.

1:08.8

Hey, pop, boop, ho, oh my gosh.

1:12.8

You were also in, I think I texted you about this, but maybe I forgot.

1:16.8

That Netflix show that was like the lady across the hall from the window drinking wine.

1:22.8

Yeah, that's the title.

1:25.8

Yeah, she's across the hall, she's drinking wine, she's lady, it's all you need to know.

1:30.8

You were so funny in it.

1:32.8

Oh, thanks, Nicole.

1:34.8

Thank you.

1:35.8

Oh, no problem.

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