A Grumpy Hello from Ernestine, the White House Operator
Stephanie Miller's Happy Hour Podcast
The Stephanie Miller Show
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 23 August 2020
⏱️ 13 minutes
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This week's it's our little skit from the Sexy Liberal Virtual Tour #3 with Lily Tomlin as Ernestine, the White House Operator... and a very special surprise guest!
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| 1:17.9 | Steam doing White House phone operator, the legendary Lily Tomlin, and here's the irritating thing. |
| 1:23.4 | What? Ernestine looks exactly like she did on left end. So I don't know what the actual |
| 1:28.0 | fuck. But I needed to do the right, the Plexidaum that this week, to be in a sketch with Ernestine. |
| 1:34.5 | And you look gorgeous. Well, Plex, I can't compete. Lily Tomlin, there's something, she does |
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