A GREAT WAR IS UPON US

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2015

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea and callers explore themes of mental health, positive thinking, tumblr fails and frustrations that will never be healed, a beautifully penned lost treatise on Hollywood, travel and wanderlust, London, beans, snacks, doom, dread, darkness, sisterho

Transcript

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0:00.0	Paul from Amanda.
0:02.0	Amanda.
0:03.0	Hello?
0:05.0	Hello?
0:07.0	Hello?
0:08.0	Hello? Hello?
0:10.0	Hello who's this?
0:14.0	Amanda.
0:18.0	What are you doing?
0:20.0	What are you doing? What's going on?
0:21.0	What are you doing? I'm at work. Whereabouts? I work for I work for an eye doctor.
0:30.0	You're like surgery? Oh man you ever met someone with 20-20 vision before?
0:37.0	I mean most people get 20-20 afterwards we do surgery on a lot of old people because we do cataract surgery.
0:46.0	Oh, could you hook my grandmother up?
0:49.0	Yeah, girl, come out to Atlanta.
0:52.0	Oh, she doesn't travel.
0:55.0	Yeah, we're not, I'm on the other side of the, uh,
1:00.0	the coast over here, so it's a bit of a track just for eye surgery.
1:05.0	You know what I always fuck up is like saying like geographic like when you're going
1:10.2	well I'm gonna go up to you know I'll be like I'm going to go up to the East
1:14.4	Coast people are like that's not up you stupid fuck face that's definitely
1:19.2	east I want to go down to to say it.
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