Welcome to yet another Snuffy's Christmas. Joy to the world the world the Lord is come he's riding on the horse.

Tom Snuffhouser here, wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas from Snuffies on Route 44,

where all our waiters and waitresses take your order and deliver it to you on horseback.

Snuff is as proud to sponsor the political orphanage as well as this year's Christmas

special. All we ask in return is to tell you about some of our great seasonal dishes and

also let our line cooks write the show in its entirety with no questions or

editing. Come to Snuffies between now and December 31st,

and mention the political orphanage to get 40% off

a large order of grilled cheese cat fries.

While you're here, enjoy a reindeer Monte Carlo sandwich

with jingle sauce or a cup of baked potato brisket nacho soup.

And of course, no Christmas at Snuffies is complete without a refreshing Stein of Horsenog.

Folks, 2020 has been a hard year for all of us, but I want you to know that it snuffies

we're taking every available precaution to keep you and your family safe. We test for COVID

three to five times every day without fail.

And so far, all of our horses have come back negative.

They're masked, regularly checked for temperature and cholesterol levels,

and we take

hand sanitizer throughout shifts.

If you can believe it, we take the health of our human staff even more seriously.

All employees are administered a daily COVID test and prostate exam regardless of gender or

sexual orientation. If an employee so much as suspects they've contracted COVID,

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