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What's going on everybody? It's Thursday. We're a day late, but we're here. How are you,

Fruit Loop?

I'm good. I'm good. Got in late last night, but we got in like one thirty in the morning.

We spent three days traveling around my friend Sarah, speaking at some churches and sharing

about her ministry that she's with. We figured out we drove over seven hundred miles in

three days.

Whoa. That's a lot. Sarah's here with us today.

Yeah, she's getting the watch, what goes on behind the scenes.

Slightly nervous over here, but I'm good.

I can't make the weird faces I make when it's just you and me and you can't see me.

Yeah.

She may get to see you almost fall into a chair or something, so I am taking every step

with purpose today. And I'm just, but I have to say I bought this really cool new carpet

shampooer and for ten minutes I tried to shampoo up a shadow. I was like, why is this not

coming up? And it was the shadow of the table in here in the studio. So that's the kind

of day I'm having.

It's at least it's clean and really good right there.

I know, right? Yeah.

I worked hard. So I have to eat two plates a crow today.

I've laughed so hard over these.

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