A GIRL PUT A FINGER IN YOUR BUTT AND YOU PASSED OUT?
Guys We F****d
Luminary
4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 16 April 2021
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
This week on Guys We Fucked, CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON (@KrystynaHutch), give advice to a British Fucker who regrets looking at her boyfriend’s texts and the gals hope nothing too horrible has happened this week! Then the duo chats with standup comedian and podcaster, USAMA SIDDIQUEE (@usamastandsup)! Usama gets real about his Muslim upbringing, being terrified of both God and sex, not jerking off until college, having an insane amount of wet dreams, and sleeping in the same bed as his little brother until high school. Usama also chronicles his sexual awakening in NYC, which included a girl putting a finger in his butt, him fainting twice, and then being fed weird peaches. Plus, Usama chats about unlearning homophobia, being fetishized for being a comedian, and not understanding where the pussy is!
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LISTEN TO KRYSTYNA'S SELF-HELP SOLO PODCAST, The Voices In Our Heads, Wednesdays on all podcast platforms! https://luminary.link/yVatxyAKX1
LISTEN TO CORINNE'S NEWS & POLITICS PODCAST with comedian SHAYNE SMITH, WITHOUT A COUNTRY, Saturdays on all podcasting platforms including full video on YouTube. https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCjP3oJVS_BEgGXOPcVzlpVw
CORINNE is HEADLINING Goodnights Comedy Club in Raleigh, NC
Thursday, April 29th through Saturday, May 1st – 5 SHOWS in total
Tickets: sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/tours
KRYSTYNA is HEADLINING Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, PA
Thursday, April 29th through Saturday, May 1st – 5 SHOWS in total
Tickets: sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/tours
For live duo touring schedule, please visit www.sorryaboutlastnightcomedy.com/tours
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1. Her New Knife – “Piled Up”
2. Her New Knife – “Emilio”
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| 0:00.0 | Hey fuckers, what up, it's Christina Hutchinson. |
| 0:02.3 | And Karin Fischer, you're about to listen to a clip of guys. |
| 0:04.9 | We fucked the anti-slut-chimney podcast. |
| 0:08.0 | This week's guest is Isama Sadeke. |
| 0:09.8 | You may have seen him on America's Got Talent. |
| 0:12.4 | Or heard him as co-host of the Mango Bay podcast. |
| 0:16.0 | He's going to talk about growing up |
| 0:18.5 | and with the effects of Islam on sexuality, |
| 0:22.4 | holding it in until you're 21 and then letting it out. |
| 0:25.0 | Let the win make you come. |
| 0:26.2 | Let it out everywhere. |
| 0:27.6 | Everything that you didn't let out in your brother's bed. |
| 0:29.8 | You know what, this is not your dick and up your butt. |
| 0:31.9 | You're all around. |
| 0:32.9 | It sounds questionable. |
| 0:33.7 | So you're going to have to really press play. |
| 0:35.9 | And if you want more content from creators like us, |
| 0:39.3 | Russell Brand, Lena Dunham, Trevor Noah, Roxane Gay, |
| 0:43.6 | Michael Rappaport, you're going to head over to luminarypodcasts.com, |
| 0:47.3 | slash GWF, where you can get a subscription |
| 0:50.1 | for as little as $2.99 a month. |
| 0:52.9 | Oh my god, this is such a weird thing. |
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